Dear Mr. Guy Who Shakes That Box In My Face For Money and then Gives The Peace Sign and Calls Me Darlin,
Please stop shaking that box in my face and giving me the peace sign. I just want to get some pho or walk to H&M and I find you very irritating. Also, shaking a box in peoples face and giving the peace sign isn't a job. Please find more productive employment.
Oh, and my name isn't Darlin' or Sweetie or whatever it is you say to me and every other woman who walks by.
Thanks,
J.See
yeah!! I HATE THAT GUY!
ReplyDeleteI've been walking by him for years. And still makes me feel guilty every time I walk by. He must make a killing in that one spot.
ReplyDeleteThar's hillbilly, white-trash and thar's the dirt poor. "Which one is it?" thou sayest. Control, control, control. What I needed to keep in mind for my lengthy, black belt test. If he's the first, white-trash, stop; if he's the first, stop again. Focus. And I'll see you Upstairs in Heaven Above with our profuse blessing (Jesus/i) where I'll kiss your adorable feet. God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL
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